I Beg to the King of SLEEP.

Ohjesuschristgodmotherfathergrandfathergrandmotherauntyuncle .

I NEEEED TO SLEEP BADLY .

i'll wake up in the evening like any other days if i were to sleep .
and if i were to wake up in the evening , i'll sleep in the morning .
and if i were to sleep in the morning , i cant motherfucking wake up for work on time .
and if i were to skip work , i'll have no money to buy my list of desires and i'll continue to be a completely useless mofo who only knows how to sleep and eat and party and shop , be it online or reality .
and if i can't fulfil what i want to buy , i'll smack yo'mama's breast till it drops right on the floor .

i shall flood myself by watching movies/series/games/whatevericanthinkofdoingtomakemyselfawake till the sky turns dark and the moon comes out.

p/s : i might give up and surrender to my bed.

OH! HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!! blulululu ~
why nobody fools me ? ):

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i am falling asleep , my eyes are closing . i am falling asleep , my eyes are closing .
i am falling asleep , my eyes are closing . i am falling asleep , my eyes are closing .
i am falling asleep , my eyes are closing . i am falling asleep , my eyes are closing .

{drops on the floor}