Teen End Soon .

Its 4:34am now . My eyes are as dry as an 80 years old vagina and i am 19 . This seriously makes me want to puke my prata and chicken curry out .
Was out w the VisualOrg crew earlier on to Jln Kayu and to Yishun Dam , we were just slacking and me dancing in the middle of the road HEHEHE .

Had a mini celebration on the 27th . Thank you everyone for coming and the kick ass presents ! I hope you had fun !!!
Visual Orgasm crew came out w weird concoction on that day and i was forced to drink.
- Coconut juice w Chivas . I swear there's freaking pulp as well .
- Milo w Chivas .
- Soya bean w Chivas .
- Peach tea w Chivas .
- Jiajia Liang Teh w Chivas .

-FAINTS.

I knocked onto the glass door thinking that it was open , i freaking teared and now there's bruises on my eyebrow , upper lips and knee .
I swam on the floor , got hump , lick baby's eyeball , puked out Fruitella and went to Old Changi Hospital w headache .


SEXY.

The entourage .

Bananaz !!

is loved .


LEeEeKInGgGG is fun !!!!


These are the fucking awesome people that i'll remember for life .



Cousins !!



Meet the Kardasian .


Asaph and Melvin . My favourite boys.

The SIMS !!!


Bryson little boy gone bad and Yuchang . Handsome only , fucksex .


CHRians !!!!! My awesome secondary school mates .


My little babyb.

Half gone .


armpit fetish !!


My green mother .


Visual Orgasm .


more pictures on facebook !!
GOODBYE.

I AM COMING !!

I am nothing but filled w love .

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Visual Orgasm has been quite dirty lately because i am too lazy to clean up ...


there's like a shit and a cockroach on the floor .

eww , i caught a god darn lizard .

they ended up on kelvin's face while he was getting ink on his head .

my goodness...

I

AM

SO

LAME .

NOT FUNNY !

try harder .

okay , where should i began ?

2 days back was Melvin's birthday :3 We had a mini celebration for him after our movie , it was a surprise surprise !!!!

me and my bday boy !


daniel nvr fails to turn me on .


ive to lick him . uhmm~

my bday present from Joseph and Aric . I know , those guys are so adorable .


yummy.

Had my lip pierced yesterday and also , i pierced Kelvin's lips . Im glad it turn out perfect . It was my first time piercing . You dont know how nervous i was .
Had supper w Daniel , Tiven , Khail , Robin and Felicia as well as Melvin after work .


Baby gave me my birthday present in advance . It was in the little home made coffin .

you might probably want to ignore the word xiao coffin , dont worry , my boyf is not a twit HAHAHA and when i open it ....



WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOOD NIGHT !!!

Pencils ate my brain .

I wanted to spit the nut out from my mouth into the bin , and pour the water from the cup to the basin but i ended up spitting the nut on to the basin and pouring the water into the bin .

I want to thank A4 size papers , color pencils & water color pencils , paintbrush , 2B pencil and eraser for accompanying me through these 2 nights . We had so much fun till i forget there's such thing that i need to do , which is to sleep .

Oh , good mornight !! Time to sleep ...

JOKEJOKEJOKE.

It was around 9.30pm , the customer left . left only the crew in the shop , cleaning up stuffs and Joseph was using the computer .

He received an email that got us laughing out loud and all of us crowd around the computer to see what Joseph reply ....

Just the title , makes me want to laugh .

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Subject: No2 Haji Lane's Tattoo Let Me Lose My Boyfriend Of 9 Years
To: revolt_j@hotmail.com


A few days ago, my boyfriend had went to your shop to do a stupid and ugly design of 2 fishes on his back which are as big as an A4 size.

I do not know what made you influenced him to change from a small $100 design to such an ugly big print that cost more than $500.. if its a small tattoo, I can close my eyes, but I am unable to ignore such a big tattoo on his back.

Well, I was so angry that I broke off with him..

Getting a tattoo is an irreversible change and I hope you can tell that to all your clients. And that your tattoo has the ability to make your clients lost their partners.

If I have known earlier that he will be going to your place for tattoo, I would surely have made a big fuss over the whole thing, making sure that you wont tattoo on him..

But everything is over, I lost my 9 years relationships to 2 stupid and ugly fishes.

I hate your shop, I hate his tattoo and I hate his friend who had also influenced him to make the tattoo..

I dont understand why people are wasting money to ruin their clean bodies.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I KNOW , WHAT THE FUCK.

And this is what Joseph said ...

Hi thanks for the feedback... i've been in this industry for over 9 yrs and this is the 1st "HATE" mail i've gotten and left me a deep impression of u. Thou i've never met u before but i guess tattoo is to each of his own. My tattoo has got nothing to do with u breaking off with him as it's not an adultery affair which i think is more serious than getting a meaningful tattoo done for his life. Moreover its not my influence to ask him to do a bigger tattoo and as a professional tattoo artist i've always advise wats best for the customer in terms of design n customisation for every individual. Its a shallow n narrow point of view just by judging a person with tattoo...and if u have "LOVE" yr bf for 9 yrs and u can just break off with him becos of that " STUPID UGLY FISH TATTOO" then in this case its not love.Its a person's major decision to get inked like everyone else who got it done thus they had already been thinking for a long time before decided to make the choice. Its how a person accept changes in life instead of crying over spilt milk. If u don't like tattoo doesn't mean everyone else thinks alike. Do reconsider yrself a tattoo in order for u to understand how its like getting a tattoo and understand its culture. And yup i agree to u about the power of a tattoo. Thats why im here!

Ps. If i were u i wouldnt juz break off becos a tattoo if u really loved yr bf. Cheers!

regards
Joseph

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Now go on and laugh at it .

Again.

Accident likes to fall upon me . (ALWAYS!)
and it always comes along w a stupid reason .

This time round i tripped on my own cup which i placed it on the floor , fell and hit the on the edge of the cupboard , right on my piercing and my cheek .

But its okay , i love blood . YUMMY .

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This weekend was pretty well spent w my bestf(s) !!

We had pork for lunch on Friday . Awesome ! Its been long since we last hung out ! I wish i could have more time to really spend time w them and my mother . So many unfulfiled trips waiting ahead .

Caught 2 movie this week .

Yesterday :
Had dinner @ Kenny Roger , Spent a few bucks in arcade . Sheeeesha and spend quality time w the toy soldier .


By looking at this , i began to have the thoughts of turning vegeterian .





I am gg to draw and stuff myself w chocolate . guuuuuuuudbye .