Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Make Good Use Of Your Ex-Boyf's T-shirt .


[1] Original .


[2] Chop chop !


[3] Cut more if not in good terms slash not talking anymore .

: p : (

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

I sleep through the pain..

Sunday, April 26, 2009

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MY BESTFF !!! BRYAN TIVEN FEROZ IS MISSING FROM MY LIFE !!!


I MISSSSSSSSSSS YOU !! :(

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Had dinner at Suski Sushi w CK yesterday . Caught the movie , Taken . AWESOME ! I LOVE IT SO MUCH ! Headed to Rebel and Zirca w Celeste and Kelvin , reached home at 5am . Left home at 11am for work , going to town w the mother later . HOOHOOO !








Kelvin only knows how to pose that way hahaHAHA.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Hello from cine!

I'm actually missing someone right now. How can this be?
You know there will always be a second time for everything .
Like taking a day off for work .

Came back from town a few hours ago .
Caught Friday the 13th w Melvin . Not a rlly good movie though.
Work is getting more and more boring !!!! because i am too free !!

Happy Birthday Kelvin Chew .

had a small celebration for Kelvin on Wednesday w Alvin , GW and Gladys at Pearl River Palace .
We had chinese food and it was awesome ! Ordered 20 over dishes !!
Beijing duck , the Buddha whatever jump over the wall , prawns ! many prawns , wasabi prawn , tempura , cereal prawn ! Fish ! many fishes , salmon and 3 other fishes and many many more....

and yes , met kittyn at Butter Factory after dinner and you know what happen , i dont need to elaborate further . Woke up for work and i was seriously dying . I dont need to elaborate this part as well .

Work on Tuesday nigt was freaking fun !!!









Xiuling and I totally cam whored in the toilet .

and Regina's on Monday .


"hello , its 1:33pm now , i fell asleep while blogging halfway , shall continue to upload the pictures"








I CANT WAIT TO GO TOWN LATER .

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Home's Fucking Sweet.

You probably want to ignore the post right below .

I woke up for work ! DARNIT ! Thanks to my dear mother .

FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.

It was so torturing i swear . I fell asleep while having my break .
but thank you anus , the day's over and im back home .


Eve & Kittyn .


Mark !


Us at the podium .

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I better sleep early tonight ... don't blame the girl who only had 5 hours of sleep .

HAHAHWEHEHAHA



4th storey takes forever to climb .
I can feel my heartbeat from my brain .

Butter Factory !

2 vodka cranberry , thank you !
2 vodka cranberry , thank you !
2 vodka cranberry , thank you !
2 vodka cranberry , thank you !
2 vodka cranberry , thank you !
2 vodka cranberry , thank you !
2 vodka cranberry , thank you !
2 vodka cranberry , thank you !
2 vodka cranberry , thank you !
2 vodka cranberry , thank you !


2 VODKA RIBENA PLEASE !
2 VODKA RIBENA PLEASE !
2 VODKA RIBENA PLEASE !
2 VODKA RIBENA PLEASE !
2 VODKA RIBENA PLEASE !
2 VODKA RIBENA PLEASE !
2 VODKA RIBENA PLEASE !
2 VODKA RIBENA PLEASE !
2 VODKA RIBENA PLEASE !
2 VODKA RIBENA PLEASE !
2 VODKA RIBENA PLEASE !
2 VODKA RIBENA PLEASE !

CIGARETTES .
CIGARETTES .
CIGARETTES .
CIGARETTES .

I dont know how many cups i drank.........bottoms up....cheers,,,TIPSY !

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THAT'S LIFE ! THAT'S FUCKING LIFE .



I HOPE I WONT BE ABLE TO WAKE UP FOR WORK LATER.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

That's Not ..



I am going to work from 11pm to 7am later .
I'll sleep like a dead log once im back home .
I'll wake up in the afternoon to watch Gossip Girl .
then i will be heading to Suntec to meet Kelvin , Alvin and Gw for buffet !

FIGHTING SPIDER IS SHOWING IN A FEW MINS.

OKNIGHTBYE.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Cute !



I went to Tampines this afternoon to meet my cousin , Regina .
We headed to the new shopping mall , Tampines 1 . We walked into this shop that sell Mickey mouse... basically Disney's characters items . Lots of cute lunch box and water bottles . Brings back many memories in my primary & secondary skool dayz . I brought milk bottle to school when i was in sec2 w my friends . HEEH !

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"I decided to have a baby just to buy cute lunch box for them !!"

I said , happily .

"More like you'll stuff them into the lunch box."

Regina said .

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Meoweee.

Number 1 .


Chair covered w cloth . (not a very good sketch though)

Father : what is this ? woah , my daughter can draw tissue so well .
Me : ....... chose to remain in silence .

Number 2 .

I drunk text my supervisor this morning .

"Von , This is Jocelyn here , just to inform you that i won't be able to attend work vodka" instead of today .

Nice .

Number 3 .

I felt a burning sensation on my toe while i was chatting online and texting my friend but i chose to ignore . Too lazy to bend down / lift up my foot to take a look . It gets hotter and hotter and when i finally decided to bend down and take a look , i saw toothpaste on my toe ...

Ouch .

Number 4 .

I am gg to the bed now . Yes NOW !

GOOD NIGHT WITCHES AND WIZARDS.

Friday, April 17, 2009

The Jackpot .

I slipped and fell and hit the toilet bowl while i was bathing because i was kicking a bubble .
Mother cunt , hit directly on my eyebrow piercing causing the wound to split open (a little) . I cannot imagine what will happen if i was wearing a stud and i was expecting more blood though . Not fun . I like the way how the blood drip down and refuses to drip further no matter how many times and hard i blink . That explains why is this picture taken .



Caught 2 movies this week . Knowing and The Sniper . Spent over 200$ + this week :(
I need someone to sew the big hole in my pocket .
Met Tasha on monday along w Fel and Dan and now she's back to Dubai again .


Very bored at work . AHhHHHhHHHHHH -screams-







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! I LOOK LIKE A DOG. ITS 3:38AM .
I HAVE ......

-COUNTS FINGERS-

AROUND 6-7 HOURS OF SLEEP , WHERE GOT ENOUGHHHHHH ??

ZAIJIAN.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Still not perfect .



Nothing much , i just hope that halloween is just a day away all of a sudden .
Hooha , my school hasn't even start and i am talking about event way after august .
Talking about school , i left 3-4 months to sleep all i want , had fun till the fullest and do what i want . Excited and scared at the same time . Do not dare to think so much .

At the same time , within this 100 over days , the most exciting day that i am waiting for is my first actual pay day , actual as in the fully one month salary , which is in a month time . Don't say it's still early because i realised time passes really fast . If you never notice , i think you can go drink your own cum and ive been working for 3 weeks alrdy . HEHEE and also ive already listed out my what-to-buy-using-my-pay list and give the remaining to mother . but seriously , i am pretty impressed with myself for being able to stay in this job for 3 weeks because , believe it or not . All the previous jobs i had , i stay not more than 3 days . It's good , all good ! I used to be so wilful , irresponsible and complain over the littlest thing . I came to realise all those shits are actually nothing ! I am just too pampered and spoon fed , and i believe the reason why is because i am the only child and i know this can't stay for long because i am getting older year by year and soon after , i can't probably still depends on my parents , in terms of money as well .

I know , ive wasted a year , almost two . I spent them away by doing nothing and i am totally regretting for not getting a job in the past , i could have earn enough and start to save up and stop using my parents' money instead of spending and taking more from them at least for a few months . I would not say and dare not to say i will be able to stop taking money from my parents completely because i don't have the ability to even though i hope i can . Unless i work and study at the same time which is impossible for me to do so because i can't manage time well and i believe the amount of works i need to handle won't allow me to waste another minute but at least , the feeling of buying something w your very own money , buying things for your parents using your very own money and to be able to repay them kinda thing . I am not young anymore , i am not young anymore . This is something ive to remind myself constantly . Not like im an old faggot but i am at the age whereby i should be fully independent and be responsible . I seriously felt bad and useless taking extra money from my parents but i can only blame it on my very poor management in money . Got to start learning not to buy unnecessary stuffs already and saving up .

I do miss my good o'days being in love and got so attached to my boyf and even way before when my parents are not seperated , family day on every sunday and those days when i have no worries when i was really young and maybe my only worry is if my cousin will spoil my toys / maybe not to be able to score 100 for my spelling and dictation on every Monday during my primary sch days . But HAHA , i can't revert and to only look forward to another brand new day thinking of $$ , future and so many many many many many many other things . Guess time changes a person and their thinking and the changes in surrouding changes a person as well . That doesnt mean i will stop disturbing people . disturbing is FREE . i don't need to spend money on that . HEEHAHAHEHA . what a spoiler !!


It's time for the witch to go to bed , xxoo !!!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Not At This Hour .



I wish to have infinite diarrhea now because i just ate a super big packet of fish cracker and almond nuts.





PUNCH ME !

Monday, April 13, 2009

Party Hard and GAIN WEIGHT.

Alcohol is full of empty "calories" which are immediately converted to fats .
Alcohol has about seven calories per gram . These are considered "empty" calories
because alcohol contains no beneficial nutrients, such as vitamins and minerals .

Not only does alcohol add unneeded calories but it also inhibits your ability to burn fat.
Alcohol is metabolized in the liver and converted into a substance called acetate. When
we consume alcohol, our acetate levels rise and our bodies then burn acetate as fuel
instead of burning the fat we are trying to lose. So alcohol not only adds empty calories, but also hampers the normal fat-burning processes .

credit : google .

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MY

GOODNESS

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I am not going to say i will stop drinking . but I'll moderate ...

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Hard To Obey .

I am so giddy , i feel like vomitting . I feel like there's an ant stuck in my chest .
Must be the lack of sleep this whole week and excessive nicotine .
My immune system is darn screwed up this year , i never fail to fall sick once or twice in a month .



Left work early today cause it was fucked up .
Met the cousins as usual like any other Saturday . Headed to town , had dinner at Suki Sushi , met Sugar after her work and late night shopping .

-BURPS-




Very precious chili oil ! {inside story}


Regina looks like some character in maple story . (wait , i dont play that faggot game) .



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I am getting a little bit too hardworking .
I might consider taking a day off tomorrow .

OKGOODNIGHTBYE.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Pity.Pity.Pity You .

You always take a part of me & make it into "You" .



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What can i say about work ?
Nothing .

I am at home alone , the petty father went out of town this morning .
Less than 12 hours , the house is already in a mess .
Cooking pot w leftover soup left untouched in the basin since morning .
Working pants lying on the kitchen floor .
Socks are nowhere to be seen already .
T-shirt hanger resting beside the gas cooker .
Left shoe on the sofa , the right one in my room .
and toothpaste on my bed .
Master bed room , kitchen and my room's lights are on , television as well without watching it and too lazy to walk around and off the lights at this moment .

I think i need to pack and clear everything before i go to bed . Not think , is a must or i'll get HELL . dry cunt wet hole .

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Tired Riot Tired Riot .

A skunk , i mean a baby . touched my leg today !!!!
I totally feel like kicking it and stuff it asshole w fish food .

I am going to sleep early tonight . I am going to sleep early tonight . I am going to sleep early tonight . I am going to sleep early tonight . I am going to sleep early tonight . I am going to sleep early tonight . I am going to sleep early tonight . I am going to sleep early tonight . I am going to sleep early tonight . I am going to sleep early tonight . I am going to sleep early tonight . I am going to sleep early tonight .

Had 5 hours of sleep ! Crawled up of the bed for WORK.
I actually sacrificed my sleep for my job but i was late for a hour D:








My cousin and I .
town yesterday , caught the street fighter movie . Did nothing much .
Just walk around and around and around , shop for clothes , had dinner at pepper lunch and walk and shop and talk and laugh .

GROAWHAIRGROW.GROWFRINGEGROW.GROWHAIRGROW.GROWFRINGEGROW .

OHMYGOD , I RZ SO BORED .
KEEL ME ANYONE ?? KEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEE.

OKBYE.